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[sarcaskick]

You're a world-renowned fighter.
We're obviously leagues apart.

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[pyrrhaicvictory]

Maybe after my drink.

[sarcaskick]

Fair enough! Gotta admit that I'm deathly curious what a girl like you plans to order.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

I'll think of something.

[sarcaskick]

Hope so! Otherwise you'll have to leave it to my judgment.

[ She... she doesn't want that. ]

[pyrrhaicvictory]

Don't worry, I have something in mind.

[sarcaskick]

That's for the best. You don't strike me as a whiskey type anyway.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

I'm not. You'll just have to see.

[sarcaskick]

Sure, sure.

[ A few moments of silence, before he casts her a suspicious look. ]

If you just order juice or something I'm going to take those flowers back.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

Wow, you're really going to judge my drinks, aren't you?

[sarcaskick]

Oh my god, did I actually just guess your master plan?

[pyrrhaicvictory]

Not even close. You'll just have to wait and see.

[sarcaskick]

[ He leans a little closer to peer at her, still a bit wary. The girl clearly has some sort of idea, but he can't gleam what it is.

...

Welp. Guess she's right - he'll have to wait. ]

So it would seem.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

C'mon. How much longer?

[sarcaskick]

Oh, it's a few miles out. We'll be walking for a long time.

[ ... Except there's a giant neon sign just up ahead that blatantly reads "JUNIOR'S". ]

[pyrrhaicvictory]

What kind of club name is Junior anyway?

[sarcaskick]

I think it's the name of the guy who owns the joint. What kind of guy willingly goes by Junior is a question I'm afraid I can't answer.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

I'm not surprised business is slipping.

[sarcaskick]

Which only means we have a better chance of haggling down the prices.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

I am paying, you know.

[sarcaskick]

And? Does that mean I can't try to save my dear friend a little cash when I'm able?

[pyrrhaicvictory]

Well, I won't stop you if that's the case.

[sarcaskick]

'Atta girl.

[ They reach the door - once upon a time there was a bouncer who would check people when they came in, but after a certain blonde punched the last one through a window they've yet to find a replacement.

So, you know. Getting inside is pretty simple. ]

What'd I tell you? Easy as pie.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

That was incredibly easy. Now I'm curious why half the student body isn't here.

[sarcaskick]

Maybe we're the first to actually try it? Look at us, we're brave pioneers. Boldly going where no student has gone before.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

Setting new goals for future students to come.