for pyrrhaicvictory

[sarcaskick]

You're a world-renowned fighter.
We're obviously leagues apart.

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[sarcaskick]

Not like that. Just... dealing with them in general. Wanting something out of people that just never pans out.

Gets old pretty quick.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

People won't know unless you tell them. And besides, people can always surprise you.

[ Jaune always does, in his strange new way. ]

[sarcaskick]

Some people can. Not always the ones that matter, though.

[ He snatches up his drink as it arrives, staring into the glass for a second before taking a swig from it. A breath in... aaaaand out, before the crooked grin returns to his face. ]

Listen to me, getting all moody. And I'm usually such a ray of sunshine.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

We all have our moments. And we're all only human. I'm sure it'll pass.

[sarcaskick]

Well, let's hurry it along then. Change the subject.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

How many drinks can you actually stomach?

[sarcaskick]

Lllllllet's just say I had an experienced teacher and plenty of practice.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

How can something like that can be taught?

[sarcaskick]

It's called learning by example.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

Sounds like a disaster to me.

[sarcaskick]

I'd tell you otherwise, but for a while? It wasn't pretty.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

I can picture it now. A younger you, slumped over the table.

[sarcaskick]

Was I at least a cute kid, in your mind's eye?

[pyrrhaicvictory]

You had pimples.

[sarcaskick]

Everyone had pimples. It's called puberty.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

So you really did have them.

[sarcaskick]

Yeah, sure. Most people did at some point. What, you never had any?

[pyrrhaicvictory]

No. Never did. It made being a poster child a lot easier.

[sarcaskick]

Wow. So you actually did always look perfect. See, now I'm almost a little jealous!

[pyrrhaicvictory]

I just got lucky, that's all.

[sarcaskick]

Well then I guess it's a good thing you didn't meet me when I was younger. I wasn't always this pretty, that's for sure.

[pyrrhaicvictory]

I believe you.

[sarcaskick]

Why wouldn't you?

[pyrrhaicvictory]

I guess I don't have a reason.

[sarcaskick]

[ A pause, more so he can keep working on his drink than anything. ]

... Actually, I take it back. I'm not jealous, I'm disappointed. I was hoping to learn you once had pimples, ugly glasses, braces, and a stupid haircut.