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[ He doesn't stand back up, though he does try to at least rise onto one knee. No, for real, he's fighting to keep his dinner down. A kick in the junk is a crippling thing. ]

For... three minutes, as opposed to three weeks. Besides, now that you know how that felt--

[ Hold on. Steadying breath. Okay. Continuing. ]

-- now you know how exactly bad you want to make them feel with whatever revenge we cook up.

[ He deserves every moment of this.

But she does have some idea of what she did so she at least stomps over to get the trash can and slams it down on the ground in front of him in case he needs it. ]

How about I just go kick Jaune and Sun in the groin too so none of you can have kids, ever.

[ That doesn't sound like a question mark so much as a statement. Sun is definitely an innocent bystander, but kicking Weiss just wouldn't have the same effect. ]

[ He doesn't need it for puking, but he does use it to steady himself as he tries to rise to his feet. He has a feeling she wasn't going to offer him a hand to help him up any time soon. ]

What, you weren't planning on using that merchandise again?

[ ... he doesn't specify whose "merchandise" he means but it's pretty obvious c'mon ]

No, I'm never having self-hating pizza sex again. Or any sex for that matter.

[ Emerald has definitely learned that she's terrified of being pregnant. She didn't actually know this. She points at him as she sits back down. She is definitely not helping him back up. ]

I finally had sex and you had to ruin it.

In my defense, you banged Jaune. So really, you set yourself up for failure from step one. Bad form.

[ The pain's subsided enough that he can run his mouth, apparently. He... turns his chair around to straddle it as he sits down again, so the back of the chair is guarding his weak spot should she decide he's in need of another kick. ]

I'm not even going to ask how that happened or any of the other millions of questions it raises.

He's attractive in a kind of annoying salty puppy way. And he gets... not feeling like anyone's- forget it.

[ He said he wouldn't ask, so even if she feels like she needs to defend herself, she's going to just not get into that. ]

It happened, neither of us had protection so I told him to pull out. Which is why I had a pregnancy test-- which, where did you get this one if it's not mine? [ She gestures to it, not wanting to touch it in case there's some random lady's pee on it. ]

I just picked it up at a drug store and gave it to Weiss. I'm pretty sure she just drew some lines on there.

[ ... either that or Weiss has some news to share??? ]

I know, you can tell the world about what happened when you got your job between getting hired and trying to kill your chef.

[ That's not a prank, Emerald, that's angry revenge..

Weiss has birth control pills and is very adamant about using them, tyvm. So yes, marker and a ruler. ]

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