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[unhappy]

No, I'm never having self-hating pizza sex again. Or any sex for that matter.

[ Emerald has definitely learned that she's terrified of being pregnant. She didn't actually know this. She points at him as she sits back down. She is definitely not helping him back up. ]

I finally had sex and you had to ruin it.

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[sarcaskick]

In my defense, you banged Jaune. So really, you set yourself up for failure from step one. Bad form.

[ The pain's subsided enough that he can run his mouth, apparently. He... turns his chair around to straddle it as he sits down again, so the back of the chair is guarding his weak spot should she decide he's in need of another kick. ]

I'm not even going to ask how that happened or any of the other millions of questions it raises.

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[unhappy]

He's attractive in a kind of annoying salty puppy way. And he gets... not feeling like anyone's- forget it.

[ He said he wouldn't ask, so even if she feels like she needs to defend herself, she's going to just not get into that. ]

It happened, neither of us had protection so I told him to pull out. Which is why I had a pregnancy test-- which, where did you get this one if it's not mine? [ She gestures to it, not wanting to touch it in case there's some random lady's pee on it. ]

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[sarcaskick]

I just picked it up at a drug store and gave it to Weiss. I'm pretty sure she just drew some lines on there.

[ ... either that or Weiss has some news to share??? ]

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[unhappy]

I know, you can tell the world about what happened when you got your job between getting hired and trying to kill your chef.

[ That's not a prank, Emerald, that's angry revenge..

Weiss has birth control pills and is very adamant about using them, tyvm. So yes, marker and a ruler. ]