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[unhappy]

[ The message just starts with Emerald making the world's most annoyed noise. ]

Mercury, I tried. Why isn't it legal to kill people if they're being really annoying?

[sarcaskick]

Which people are we talking about THIS time?

[unhappy]

Cassian and his pet robot. You know, my brief adventure in attempting to make friends and be normal. [ Did anyone ever really think she would succeed at that? ]

Also I'm bringing someone by tonight so find somewhere else to have a one-night stand tonight if you've got plans.

[sarcaskick]

If you were a bit more like me you wouldn't even need to worry about the friendship part. Just get laid and move on.

[ YEAH BE LIKE ROLE MODEL MERCURY HERE ]

Unless that's what you're bringing this "someone" over for, in which case hell, you can have it. You need it more than I do at this point.

[unhappy]

Oh I'm sure spreading my legs will solve all of my problems. Remind to sing your praises if I ever decide to give it up to you or Johnny.

[ The only two people she's actually sure would be happy to without actually dating her. She's also pretty sure her partner and her boss are not people she wants to do that with.

That wouldn't help any more than trying to make nice or open up to someone would, anyway. ]

No, I invited this guy over to watch a horror movie with me. I have literally never wanted to destroy someone's happiness as much as I have this guy, and I have to get to know him to figure out how. Who knows though, I might sit on his face just to get him to shut up at some point.