sarcaskick: (but y u mad tho)
Mercury Black ([personal profile] sarcaskick) wrote2017-08-27 06:10 pm
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gastronomics: (CRYING TANTRUM NOOUUUGHHHH)

[personal profile] gastronomics 2017-11-30 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ But Mercury had you considered that she would literally fill up your entire voicemail with crying noises if you didn't cooperate. Hope you didn't need to be called!! For emergencies!!!

AND IF THAT DOESNT WORK, YOU BET YOUR ASS SHES GONNA WAYPOINT UP TO HIS DOOR AND SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF IT AND JUST WHINE UNTIL HE OPENS IT AND TELLS HER HER ASS LOOKS GOOD.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT THIS MERCURY, DO YOU WANT TO TRY, WHY DO YOU THINK RYO LOOKS SO BROKEN ALL THE TIME AND RARELY FIGHTS HER IN ANYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN!!! ]
sarcaskick: (dirt off yo shoulder)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-11-30 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ You know what the great thing about technology is?

Headphones.

Unstoppable force, meet the immovable wall. ]
gastronomics: (#FIERCE)

[personal profile] gastronomics 2017-11-30 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Then this will go on for days. ]
sarcaskick: (oh yeah i'm totally listening uh huh)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-11-30 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ He trusts Emerald to illusion something horrible to scare her off. ]
gastronomics: (HELLO I AM WINDOW ALICE)

[personal profile] gastronomics 2017-11-30 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ After which she will leave, but he will get a text message every 30 seconds that says 10/10? She will find one of those bots to do it. You can't scare a bot away!!! ]
unhappy: (Freaking bimbos.)

in fact after like 3 hours

[personal profile] unhappy 2017-11-30 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Emerald invades his room without knocking at some point and gestures to his headphones for him to take them off.

if he can read lips he'll probably be able to tell what she's saying. ]

I'm going to push your toddler off the building.
sarcaskick: (your MOM was phone)

or not

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-11-30 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ He pops one of the speakers off of his ear to listen to her, looking up from his comic book. ]

Can't you whip up something to scare her off?
unhappy: (And fuck you.)

[personal profile] unhappy 2017-11-30 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, it's called a couple hundred feet plummet to the ground.

[ she might be nice and do it though. ]
sarcaskick: (god i just want to punch his face)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-11-30 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, but where's the fun in that? C'mon, get creative.
unhappy: (I hate happy people.)

[personal profile] unhappy 2017-11-30 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I lost it two hours ago when my migraine started.
sarcaskick: (look at them!)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2017-11-30 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Then just throw some Grimm at her and herd her back to the teleporter. She's not a fighter, she'll run for it.
unhappy: (Do you want to know a secret?)

[personal profile] unhappy 2017-11-30 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
You're supposed to enable me to have fun. I hate everyone you like.

[ But she rolls her eyes and goes to walk off to go get the damn kids off the lawn. ]
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